Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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