her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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