Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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