new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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