They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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