Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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