I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
time to smoke my breakfast
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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