This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You're a waste of cheezeits
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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