I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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