You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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