The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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