Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize