whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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