if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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