Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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