It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize