I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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