When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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