I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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