you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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