I wish i was in the wii world.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
