Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So apparently I’m into choking now
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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