2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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