note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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