Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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