"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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