No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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