And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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