All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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