Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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