today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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