I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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