why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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