you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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