you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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