Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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