Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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