He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You pole danced in your parka.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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