I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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