hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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