You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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