I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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