i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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