question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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