Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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