Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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