remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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