My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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