...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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