shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Randomize