well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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