Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Randomize