she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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