you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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