Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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