I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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