If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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