i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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