Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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